Our Pee Adventure

It was one weekend many many months ago. My friends Susan, Kelley, and I decided to go to the mall. Nothing was out of the usual; we just went to enjoy some leisurely shopping. There usually isn’t much to do in Evansville, so we did what most teenagers do and went to the mall. The three of us went in and out of stores for about an hour or so before we grew tired of walking. We sat down at the food court to get something to eat. Susan got Chinese, I got Subway, and Kelley got a sandwich. We all just sat around and ate our food as usual, people watching at the same time.
Kelley is a funny one. She likes to crack jokes. Us three can always find a way to crack each other up, even if it’s over something stupid. People around us usually think we are insane when we are sitting there laughing over nothing, but we don’t care. I don’t remember what it was that Kelley said to make us laugh, but it must have been funny. I look over and see Susan laughing. Suddenly, her face goes from smiley to shocked to disgusted. We asked her what was wrong. She said, “I think I just peed my pants. Oh my god, oh my god, I just peed my pants.”
Honestly, it wasn’t a huge surprise to us. Susan had peed her pants once or twice before, poor girl, over silly reasons. But she was mortified. She got up and ran to the rest room. When we asked her how things were going, she just kept telling us to shut up. Meanwhile, we were trying our hardest to keep our laughter to a minimum. Finally, Susan came out of the stall.
She was reluctant at first to show us her pants. We at last got her to show us. She slowly turned around. You could definitely see where the accident occurred. We tried to be comforting, but we couldn’t do much besides laugh. Susan is a redhead and she blushes extremely easily, so she was continually growing more and more red as we continued pointing and cracking up. I’m not going to lie; it was a funny sight to see. Poor Susan with her red face and wet pants, just standing there.
We debated on what to do for awhile. We didn’t know whether to just leave and put a towel down for her in my car, or whether we should just buy her a new outfit to wear. We had a long debate about this right outside of the restroom. People passing by usually caught on to what we were doing and laughed; that made Susan feel a lot better I’m sure.
After a couple minutes, Kelley and I thought it would be nice (and funny) for it to look like we wet our pants too so that Susan could walk around the mall. We went into the bathroom and splashed water onto our butts. It wasn’t the best job, but it looked convincing. Kelley and I thought we were pretty funny, but I still don’t think Susan had the best time. Of course, we had to take advantage of the photo opportunity and take a picture of us in our peed pants. I still have that picture to this day.
Kelley and I decided we would call what we did for Susan “true friendship”. I mean, we made it look like we peed our pants just to make our friend, who really did pee her pants, feel a little better. We started using that phrase every time we would do something for the other ones; “true friendship”. This incident was several years ago, but it still holds true today.

Told you so.